Posts tagged beer
In the Kingdom
The triumphs and travils of the little kingdom of Camelot
Should I drink a beer in the shower or drink a beer in the shower?
Hmmm. I think I’ll go with drinking a beer in the shower.
Got really hammered last night. Not sure what I did except that I was certainly alone. There’s a box of chicken tenders next to my bed and I am naked. I also woke up to pigeons fucking on my windowsill. I am so done.
Drinking alone is kinda like admitting to yourself that no one wants to be around you even if there’s alcohol involved.
Oh, whatever. I’m going to get drunk and watch Good Eats and say fuck this day.
Alton, save me.
Fellow AB fans, you are welcome to talk to me here. We can fangirl Alton if you like.
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING ABOUT MY FUCKHUGE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION.
Hunter via Pin
I love you.
Getting trashed to Simon and Garfunkel
Thinking about how sexually frustrated I am.
Sorting through my feels.
MY BACKGROUND IS DICKS GTFO: alcoholic beverage breakdown
I had a disturbing exchange with a high school-aged person today that prompted this…
- Beer, wine, mead, and cider are fermented beverages.
- Mead is made from honey.
- Cider is made from apples.
- Beer is made from grains.
Cool except for the cocktail bit. I mean, cocktails are what make all of the above worth drinking except the stuff that generally isn’t served as a cocktail. And Long Island Iced Tea is the best drink in the universe. How do you think journalism happens? We need something to keep us wackos alive. Sheesh!
But if you want to die, a Fuck Me Hard is the way to go. Now THAT will kick your ass.
(via ruf1ohn1tram)
E tu, Trader Joes?
(Courtesy of Jamiesrabbits)
