Posts tagged alcohol

Hard cider has far too many carbs in one bottle to be worth it. As in, the amount of carbs in a standard meal (30 grams). I might as well have a beer instead! But dammit, it’s refreshing.

Got really hammered last night. Not sure what I did except that I was certainly alone. There’s a box of chicken tenders next to my bed and I am naked. I also woke up to pigeons fucking on my windowsill. I am so done.

By myself. In the corner. I’m in awe of how he predicted everything the world would become. I’m slightly drunk and just want to cry into my book in front of all these people. I don’t care. If you don’t like HST, you’re wrong.

Drinking alone is kinda like admitting to yourself that no one wants to be around you even if there’s alcohol involved.

Oh, whatever. I’m going to get drunk and watch Good Eats and say fuck this day.

Alton, save me.

Fellow AB fans, you are welcome to talk to me here. We can fangirl Alton if you like.

I want to go from being a regular sad person to being a drunk sad person, but I’m too sad to put on appropriate clothes.

Fuck.

when my candidate loses an election, I drink some beers, get really wasted, fire off my opinions in my drunken stupor and hug people. Then I wake up over it.

But these conservatives, man. Just—yeesh.

Take it down a peg, will ya? It’s been long enough. Go swimming in a bottle for a night and move on.