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This is what’s happening in Glasgow RIGHT NOW!
It’s a complete disgrace! These Unionists attacking yes voters, casualties and damage to properties already and there is fuck all being done or said bar a couple of arrests. No major news coverage. Apparently it’s a “boisterous party.” To Sky News. No. This is mindless violence. Evil bigoted scum at work right here.

I’m hearing from people I know there saying the violence is going both ways. No idea how true that is and not going to profess to have any idea. Doesn’t really matter who it is, it’s just disgusting. 

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species



Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

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