In the Kingdom

The triumphs and travils of the little kingdom of Camelot

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herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

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hellnoleftists:

paperdemons:

hellnoleftists:

paperdemons:

paperdemons:

paperdemons:

Literally every traumatic event in my life has been due to a man. This is why it is impossible for me to give a single iota of a fuck about “misandry.” I’m sorry that feminists hurt your feelings. Truly. That sucks and everything, but I cannot bow my head in…

Do you have any tricks other than making fallacious twists on someone’s original words to coddle yourself?

Do you have any better comebacks when someone recognizes your stupidity and throws it back in your face?

Jesus Christ, dude. You literally think you’re always right, don’t you? You aren’t even going to try to understand that your “arguments” are baseless and fallacious.

Says the little shit who made the first baseless and fallacious claim in which she says she doesn’t care about misandry because everyone who personally wronged her was male.

It is NEVER an effective argument to simply reword an original statement with words that make it seem uncomfortable. You can literally manipulate any piece of text to make it sound bad. You’re not intelligent. You are not edgy. You are not throwing anything anywhere.

A brain-dead satire hater on Tumblr. Pathetic yet unsurprising.

The only thing this proves is that you’re incapable of an original thought and instead need to plug your boring, trite diatribe into every post you make in the hopes that if you repeat it enough, you’ll sound reasonable and firm. Please come off it.

"Boring, trite diatribe" bitches the feminist.

Either make an educated argument or stand aside. This post isn’t for you to use to boost your ego. You are not trying to make any valid points. You just want to use your blog as an excuse to call everyone else stupid. I think it’s time you look at yourself and figure what you hate so much about who you are that drives you to act like such a creep.

You make a factual argument instead of generalizing off your personal experiences and I’ll take disingenuous sleaze like you seriously.

What is wrong with you, seriously…? Why are you so angry? Why do you care this much? What do you do with your time?

My God, I’m sorry your self-esteem is in the pisser, but why is it my fault?

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POC:
*becomes lifelong friends with white classmates*
POC:
*lends helping hand to white co-workers*
POC:
*breaks bread with white family members*
POC:
*reads/watches too many white writers/filmmakers/actors to name*
POC:
*speaks out against white supremacy*
White person:
O MY GOD YOU HATE WHITE PEOPLE!!!!
POC:
... ... ...

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poppypicklesticks:

paperdemons:

paperdemons:

It really bothers me when men laud scenes in films featuring violence against women as “cinematic masterpieces.” Their words may say film and art critique, but my mind only translates it as: “I think societal pressure means I can’t beat, harass, abuse or rape women, so I’ll just…

Except I didn’t make an over generalized statement of that magnitude at all. Not once did I say it applies to every female violence scene or that all movie violence has the same conclusion.

Who’s sensationalizing now?

"whose sensationalising now"

Why is it men can be mowed down like wheat in front of a combine harvester in films and we never hear a peep out of you feminists, but the very moment a woman is any form of pain no matter how trivial or mild, then we get the violence against teh wimmnzzzzz? 

Because this isn’t just about violence. This was specifically about male on female violence in films being viewed as “edgy” and “provocative” when it’s a legitimate public health crisis.

And I will be the first to admit that I side eye any gratuitous violence no matter the victim, but please stop pretending you don’t know what I’m getting it. It’s not just that the victim is female, it’s specifically referring to rape and domestic violence.

Filed under apparently human suffering can be trivial now too wow

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paperdemons:

It really bothers me when men laud scenes in films featuring violence against women as “cinematic masterpieces.” Their words may say film and art critique, but my mind only translates it as: “I think societal pressure means I can’t beat, harass, abuse or rape women, so I’ll just…

Except I didn’t make an over generalized statement of that magnitude at all. Not once did I say it applies to every female violence scene or that all movie violence has the same conclusion.

Who’s sensationalizing now?

Filed under cognitive dissonance also don't ever tell me what to do how dare you speak to me

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hellnoleftists:

paperdemons:

paperdemons:

paperdemons:

Literally every traumatic event in my life has been due to a man. This is why it is impossible for me to give a single iota of a fuck about “misandry.” I’m sorry that feminists hurt your feelings. Truly. That sucks and everything, but I cannot bow my head in…

Do you have any tricks other than making fallacious twists on someone’s original words to coddle yourself?

Do you have any better comebacks when someone recognizes your stupidity and throws it back in your face?

Jesus Christ, dude. You literally think you’re always right, don’t you? You aren’t even going to try to understand that your “arguments” are baseless and fallacious. It is NEVER an effective argument to simply reword an original statement with words that make it seem uncomfortable. You can literally manipulate any piece of text to make it sound bad. You’re not intelligent. You are not edgy. You are not throwing anything anywhere. The only thing this proves is that you’re incapable of an original thought and instead need to plug your boring, trite diatribe into every post you make in the hopes that if you repeat it enough, you’ll sound reasonable and firm. Please come off it.

Either make an educated argument or stand aside. This post isn’t for you to use to boost your ego. You are not trying to make any valid points. You just want to use your blog as an excuse to call everyone else stupid. I think it’s time you look at yourself and figure what you hate so much about who you are that drives you to act like such a creep.

Filed under literally all he's doing is parroting my words like no matter what I say he uses the same format to reply boring also fucking LOL he thinks asshole holds the same water as cunt or bitch it's almost like asshole isn't a sexist slur and the other two are whoops

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the-evil-conservative:

the-evil-conservative:

iammyfather:

the-evil-conservative:

progressivefriends:

paperdemons:

It scares the living shit out of me that there are people out there who can empathize with a fetus but not a pregnant person.

And then not give a shit once the child leaves…

I don’t really care if “not everyone with a uterus identifies as a woman”. It’s not my job to cater to people who suffer from a mental illness i.e. wish to be the opposite gender. I frankly don’t care much if abortion is legal or illegal. It should be up to the voters to decide. 

It’s not my job to cater to your behavior either, then. If you don’t understand, it’s your own prerogative to be an asshole. BYE.

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the-evil-conservative:

iammyfather:

the-evil-conservative:

progressivefriends:

paperdemons:

It scares the living shit out of me that there are people out there who can empathize with a fetus but not a pregnant person.

And then not give a shit once the child leaves the womb

Why would a pregnant woman need empathy? Being pregnant is a natural thing. Not a disease. 

You are either the thickest person around or have lived in a Monastery all your life.  As a father, there are times I thank God I learned when to vacate and when to hug. 

Someone telling me to empathize with a pregnant women, precisely because she is pregnant, won’t get very far. Unless there isn’t a husband. Then I empathize for her lack of a husband. But not because she is pregnant.

First of all, not everyone who can get pregnant identifies as a woman. You are so played out in that department. Second, it’s not just because she’s pregnant and you know it. This is clearly about abortion, and it’s terrifying that as soon as someone with a womb says to certain people that they don’t want to be pregnant, all compassion is lost in favor of the fetus. As soon as someone with a womb doesn’t want to do what everyone thinks they’re “supposed to” do, people show hatred and contempt. It’s sick. Your argument just proves that point so clearly. You are practically demanding people stay pregnant to fit your archaic views of what people with wombs are supposed to be doing. I fear you would implode on yourself if someone dare suggest they don’t want to carry a pregnancy because in your mind they HAVE TO be grateful or else they’re worthless.

Good grief, you should be embarrassed.